Substance Abuse

Porky Patron Spoiler Alert: If you lick your fingers clean following a supersized meal and opt for the low cal dessert offering perhaps you’d best waddle off to the corpulent corner this week.   Across the globe (7.4 billion people and counting) one person in seven goes to bed hungry. Yet here in the USA […]

Living Large Regardless

Relationship Spoiler Alert: If you’re convinced there is one and only one mate for you perhaps you’d be more comfortable putting all your eggs in a different basket this week.   My current wife and I have been married (knock wood!) for 32 years last month. She’s my third wife. If there was One & […]

Taking Offense

Politically Correct Spoiler Alert: If you are easily offended on behalf of those less fortunate souls who can’t afford to be offended on their own, this post may not be for you.   My Redneck Calendar is finished!!  It was a labor of love and foolishness but now that it’s done I thought it might […]

Paging Mr. Gore…

Ecological Spoiler Alert: If you think a cold snap in Miami Beach proves conclusively that there’s no such thing as Global Warming you might want to slap on some sunscreen and slither past this week’s offering.   According to the statistical wonks the average worldwide temperature has risen a full degree and a half Fahrenheit […]