Face Value

Buff Dude and Perky Dudette Spoiler Alert: If you measure your self-worth by the size of your bust or the length of your penis perhaps you’d be more comfy mingling with the pretty people this week.   Cosmetic surgery has never interested me all that much, not because I’ve been blessed with a toned physique […]

Substance Abuse

Porky Patron Spoiler Alert: If you lick your fingers clean following a supersized meal and opt for the low cal dessert offering perhaps you’d best waddle off to the corpulent corner this week.   Across the globe (7.4 billion people and counting) one person in seven goes to bed hungry. Yet here in the USA […]