In honor of Mothers’ Day your mother and I have decided to have another baby. Tres Unconventional you might say. The baby would indeed be younger than our third great grandchild. But you’ve always encouraged us to follow our dreams. Besides you both turned out so good we figured the new toddler would have a better than even shot at making the Guinness Book of World Records. Third Genius of indeterminate gender born to radiant lady of a certain age. Or maybe I’ll just buy her a flower arrangement and take her to lunch after church. Desperately awaiting feedback.

Love Dad